Office Hours

More than a wife. More than mom

Hint: it’s not about him... or her.

Sep 27

Things I do when I’m “clean” vs when I’m “dirty”

My easy wins and the messy battles.

Sep 20

Things I irrationally hate but can’t explain why

The little things that drive me crazy for no good reason

Sep 13

The summer I said no to

A stagnant summer (on purpose)

Sep 6

Book Troupes I Wouldn’t Survive IRL

Everyone wants to be Katniss, but I’d be sitting in the tree faking my own death

Aug 23

My membership had been issued

Millenial Cub Scout edition

Aug 16

Spoiler: these are still a privilege

Aug 9

Questions that tell me everything I need to know about a person

(It’s not your star sign. It’s your sad-day TV rotation.)

Jul 26

Signs your frontal lobe has finally showed up

She was late, but at least she brought snacks.

Jul 19

What do tiny pancakes, fake Khloé, and birth order theories have in common?

A highly specific ode to the internet rabbit holes that own me

Jul 12

The world is not built for me

A short girl guide to daily inconveniences

Jun 21

The Exact Level of Cool Mom I Aspire to Be

I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom.

Jun 14

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